Funny Surprise Wedding Vows

My husband's surprise wedding vows to me. Well, technically these aren't vows, but I'm not sure what else to call this. He wrote this the night before/morning of the wedding. I'm a little nervous because I have no idea what he is going to say, and I'm somewhat uncomfortable being the center of attention. This was my favorite part of the entire day :) For those who are asking, at the time of the wedding, the bride was 27 yrs old and the groom was 30 yrs old. You can watch a short vid of the wedding highlights here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah8DGMhMTZ0 If you are looking for a wedding officiant, we highly recommend Rev. Timothy Mills! You can contact him at: minister@california.com.