Single Ladies - Christian Parody

Christian parody of the "Single Ladies" song by Beyoncé. Promotes the program "True Love Waits" and is intended for use in alternative abstinence awareness programs. Original lyrics by Jennifer W. Produced by Beaumont First Assembly of God. Parody Lyrics: All the single ladies All the chosen ladies Single Christian Ladies Now put your hands up This ain't no club, listen up Let me tell ya bout true love waits You gotta get a grip, and here's a little tip If you wanna have a chance with me - Get tight with Him, He's tight with me Better pay Him close attention I cried my tears, for so many years This is how it's gonna be [Chorus] 'Cuz if you want me then you'll have a silver ring on it (2x) You'll be glad once you see how He wants it If you want me then you'll have a silver ring on it Oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhh oh oh oh oh ohhh (2x) If you want me then you'll have a silver ring on it (2x) You'll be glad once you see how He wants it If you want me then you'll have a silver ring on it I got praise on my lips, no child-bearin' hips Got no fear of an STD Summin' up, this is what's up I can care less what you think I got God's permission, did I mention Better pay Him close attention 'Cuz you get one turn But one day you'll learn What it means to love too freely [Chorus] Don't treat me to the sins of this world I'm not that kind of girl God's love is what I prefer, He whom I serve Is my God who makes me then takes me And delivers me to a destiny, to eternity and beyond Lord, hold me in your arms See, you're the one I want No I won't, won't be alone The Holy Ghost, He breathes on All the single ladies All the chosen ladies Single Christian Ladies Now put your hands up Oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhh oh oh oh oh ohhh (2x) 'Cuz if you want me then you'll have a silver ring on it (2x) You'll be glad once you see how He wants it If you want me then you'll have a silver ring on it Oh oh oh If you want me then you'll have a silver ring on it (2x) You'll be glad once you see how He wants it If you want me then you'll have a silver ring on it Oh oh oh